Big Willy Style's Football Friday

Welcome to another edition of Big Willy Style's Football Friday. This weeks version will be short, sweet, and to the point. The "boring explanation of winners with fancy statistics and matchup breakdowns that are better suited for the nerds on espn.com than a blog" approach has not been working for me as of late. On to your winners:

College Football

4* Auburn (-6.5) over Tennessee - Phil Fullmer is fat, Auburn is pissed, Auburn is home, Auburn wont lose 2 in a row there.

3* Maryland (+11) over Clemson - Maryland looks to be hitting their stride. Clemson is still hitting themselves after that ugly loss to Bama. I'll take these points thank you very much

3* Georgia (-7) over Alabama - Speaking of Bama, Georgia is wearing black jerseys for a reason, its the funeral for Alabama's national championship hopes. YEAAAAAA IM SO CLEVER.

2* Ole Miss (+22) over Florida - The rebels have not been showing their cards in anticipation for this one in the swamp. I mean, why else would they call them rebels???

2* UCLA (+7) over Fresno St. - Does anybody have a clue about either of these teams this year. Does either of these teams have a clue about each other? I'm taking the team that has at impressed me at least once this season.


Pro Football

4* Titans (-3) over Vikings - A wise man once asked me "Gus Frerrote sucks, how has he lasted this long in the NFL?" I think his career ends in the 2nd quarter of this one when Albert Haynesworth lays him out as he is trying to chase down Cortland Finnegan on his way to the endzone after picking off one of his passes.

3* Ravens (+5.5) over Steelers - If Joe Flacco does not turn the ball over in this game, they will win by 10 points. It is a personal guarantee.

3* Panthers (-6.5) over Falcons - I'm going to bet against Matt Ryan on the road until he proves to me he wont act like a scared little girl in the pocket against a tough defense.

2* Rams (+9) over Bills - If there are people that read what I have to say on this blog out there, they know I love the Bills. They also know that everything I've loved this season has gone to shit basically. Rams figure out a way this week.

2* Cowboys (-11) over Redskins - The skins have no shot against teams who dont shoot themselves in the foot like their last two opponents. The boys save their bedshitting for December and January.

College Football YTD (10-10) -1.8 units
Pro Football YTD (6-7-1) -7.2 units
Pending: Bears (1-2) under 7.5 wins (5 units) and Titans (3-0) over 8 wins (2 units)